RIP Mergio (Update)

"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke) 07/25/2018 at 06:33 • Filed to: None

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Mergio’s health has worsened, and he’s decided to step down as CEO. He’s been replaced by Jeep boss Mike Manley.

Update: I may have jinxed the the poor man. I feel terrible now. Sergio Marchionne passed away this morning at 66.

He was a great businessman who tried to put life back into Chrysler and gave us some of the best cars on sale today through the Abarths and Alfa Romeos. I’m gonna miss him.

facw > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 07/21/2018 at 13:10

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RIP might be a bad title given how dire the statements coming out of FCA sound. It sounds like his life could actually be in jeopardy.

Mike Manly > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 07/21/2018 at 13:10

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I'm your new savior. Hail me. Buy my shit.

Mike Manly > facw 07/21/2018 at 13:13

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FCA sends our best wishes to Mergio. As of now, I'm the sole ruler of FCA and will continue to run the ship as Mergio did, with a few special touches of course.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Mike Manly 07/21/2018 at 13:17

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Ah geez.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Mike Manly 07/21/2018 at 13:23

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Can I get unhhh Big discount 

50ford500 > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 07/21/2018 at 13:26

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Now we can have that Off-road Ferrari the people deserve

Mike Manly > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 07/21/2018 at 13:27

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On select FCA products, you can!

*Only applicable on such models as leftover Chrysler 200/Dodge Darts, Dodge Journeys, Jeep Patriots/Compasses/all those shitty things!

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > facw 07/21/2018 at 13:30

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I can’t believe I have to explain this but this is nothing more than a meme.

Of course if Sergio actually does pass away I’ll change the tone.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Mike Manly 07/21/2018 at 13:31

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How about Alfa Romeo branded sunglasses?

Mike Manly > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 07/21/2018 at 13:37

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Those are free....with your purchase of an early model Alfa Romeo Giulia with very special  Limp Mode exclusive to those early models

LOREM IPSUM > Mike Manly 07/21/2018 at 13:39

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I’m just gonna throw this out there:

Fiat Hellcat 500.

... And while we’re at it...

Fiat 124 Sp idercat

Alpha Romeo 4C Thundercat...

Mike Manly > LOREM IPSUM 07/21/2018 at 13:42

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Ahh, let's put a pin in that idea... I'll get back to you later on that.

LOREM IPSUM > Mike Manly 07/21/2018 at 13:47

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I mean, really, if there were a Hellcat trim available I can cajun-cook-guar-an-tee the Dart/200 would still be around.

Mike Manly > LOREM IPSUM 07/21/2018 at 13:54

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Honestly if it were up to me--wait a minute, it IS up to me! Hellcat all the things. I like you, son.

facw > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 07/21/2018 at 14:00

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I know you are making a joke, I’m just saying people seeing it may well believe that he has actually died.

facw > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 07/21/2018 at 14:00

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I know you are making a joke, I’m just saying people seeing it may well believe that he has actually died.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Mike Manly 07/21/2018 at 15:08

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You’re so manly that I started ovulating just seeing your picture. And I don’t even have ovaries.

Mike Manly > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/21/2018 at 15:25

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....wonderful

random001 > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 07/25/2018 at 06:42

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Don’t feel terrible. It was his time.

I’ll rip a smokey Abarth Burnout in his honor.

Dru > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 07/25/2018 at 08:29

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F

Rico > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 07/25/2018 at 14:48

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Bruh. You predicted this exactly. That’s scary